Monday, August 17, 2009

Monday morning poop

My son's poop was monumentally disgusting this morning... and to make it worse... it was on a Monday!


This morning while I was getting ready for work, Mauldin was in his bouncer watching his morning cartoons and I heard him start crying...


"What's wrong?" I asked him. As if he could actually reply... "Daddy! I pooped my britches."
It was my first true, real nasty, gag-reflex inflicting dirrrrty diaper. I had no idea, well I knew diapers could be foul, but I never knew sweet potatoes and breast milk could mix to make... that! The stench went far beyond anything I could imagine my child could create. But, oh, he did! He made a "stink," so to speak.

So, my Monday morning started with poop. Hope your week is delightful!

5 comments:

Eric the Bolton said...

sometimes when you don't get them fast enough, the poop will creep up their backside and over their diaper.. its not just a diaper you're changing, it's the entire outfit..

Nicole said...

Oh Eric the Bolton is soooo right. I used to call those the exploders! You dont even know where to start the clean up. It usually gets all over the inside of their onsies and when you try to take it off, it gets in their hair...........I'm sure you can imagine.

Just a little heads up! LOL, they're so much fun!

CK Lunchbox said...

Those are what I used to call "man-child poopies." Even with the cheery moniker, I still gagged. Eric's "up the back" poops I referred to as "gushers" as in those fruit chewies with the gunk inside the gushes out when you bite down.

iVegasFamily said...

It's all so messy and stinky, but after two kids I've grown immune to it.

postulatesandpasttimes said...

MLE (the 2.5 year old) has grown poopy now. No longer can I allow the diaper genie to fill up before having to clean it out. Nossir...about two days is all his room can take before it fills up with stench. It gets worse!